Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan: Love Hurts (Chapter 1)

Chapter 1 is the first chapter of Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan: Love Hurts written by MarioFan65.

This chapter is called "Single".

Plot[]

(In the savannah of Africa, we see meerkats walking over to the grass as they dig through tunnels on the ground)

Narrator: The meerkats. A small mongoose found in southern Africa. It is characterised by a broad head, large eyes, a pointed snout, long legs, a thin tapering tail, and a brindled coat pattern. They form into packs and dig through tunnels all over the ground.
Meerkats: *dig in tunnels, walk through the ground as one was walking into the grass, found a female and fall in love with*
Narrator: Ah, can you see two meerkats falling in love with each other? The meerkats love people and they love you back as a little mouse.

(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan were watching a documentary about meerkats on the television at Pat and Stan's house)

Pat: Aw. Do you know how cute they are?
Timon: Ha ha, very funny. Watching a documentary based on my species. Just great.
Pumbaa: Man, they look almost like you Timon.
Timon: Phew. They remind me of those knock-off figures from a bootleg store.
Stan: Gosh, i wish they can do one on warthogs next. Take Pumbaa for example.
Pumbaa: Hey. I'm no warthog, i'm a pig.
Stan: But you are a pig. You're part of the pig family.
Pumbaa: Excuse me?
Stan: I didn't mean to harm you Pumbaa. It's just what you are. I'm a dog, Pat's a hippo and Timon's a meerkat.
Pumbaa: You can say that. I'm aware of revealing my own species back at the old watering hole where i used to grow up.
Stan: There's nothing to panic about.
Pat: No worries. Hakuna Matata.
Pumbaa: Ah, that's the motto for today.
Pat: Oh, we got a holiday coming up. And it's Valentine's Day!
Stan: Aw. It's that time of year when people flirt with their mates in love.
Pumbaa: I care for my grubs every February.
Timon: I been out lonely.
Pat: Lonely? You found the jungle for yourself. Now you got us.
Timon: No. I mean i never got a mate for all of my life.
Stan: Why not? You got family, they love and we got family.
Pumbaa: You even get to taste the sweets. We ate like 10 utamus on a weekend.
Timon: No, the mates. I never got a mate for my whole life since i have been digging tunnels and becoming a lifesaver for everyone.
Pumbaa: Wait, so you're saying that you never find love in the jungle for all your life?
Timon: Not in a million of grubs.
Pat: It's okay Timon. We have a neighbor next door and we always love and we always want to get around here with her beautiful drawings.
Stan: We almost sneak up to her house the other day, but i feel like we were stalking her on the other side and afraid that us and Stephanie won't be friends ever again.
Pat: We learned our lesson at the end.
Stan: The End.
Timon: No no no. That's not the end for me.
Pumbaa: Cheer up friend.
Timon: Aye aye.
Pat: It's a lovely day out there. The day is much brighter than a cold weather in January.
Stan: It's a good day outside. We should go out.
Pumbaa: Smell the fresh air from the outside world. You'll love it here.
Timon: What is like outside? Just the whole neighborhood?
Pat: People go out, rock for fun, eat outside and celebrate.
Timon: Oh yeah. They do that kind of fun stuff.
Pat: It's a animal's life.
Stan: Let's just go to the city.
Timon: Oh boy. I bet you guys are going to cheer me up with a city.
Pat: Perfect timing to go outside.
Stan: Come along now.

(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan goes outside in the neighborhood to walk as the background song "Lovely Day" by Bill Withers, albeit, a cover, and much more of a remix. Stuart goes outside to put up his clothes as Emily come out of her house to open her mailbox to receive a letter.)

Stuart: Perfect timing to dry up the clothes.
Timon: Good morning Emily.
Emily: Hey guys. Wonderful day we're having.
Pat: The sun is going to get on you, Emily.
Emily: Ha ha, very funny Pat. If it was summer, i would be running myself to the beach.
Pumbaa: Don't get too close in the sun.
Emily: The sun's not a planet. Nag.

(Stephanie is seen painting a drawing of a heart in her house while Lili and Momo plant the carrots with a bunch of bunnies jumping all over the place in her backyard)

Lili: Whoa. Kids, don't mess up the carrots.
Momo: *jump around*
Lili: Momo, i think i'm going to give you a bounce house for your birthday, don't you think?
Momo: *smile*

(Professor Chi-Chi is in his lab-like house, making perfumes with his potions on his desk)

Chi-Chi: These are going to work as liquid. Bring in the perfume for testing.

(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan walk into the city as a lot of people are seen walking all over the streets)

Timon: Downtown.
Pat: I wouldn't say downtown. It's more of a big city like New York.
Stan: Ooh, they just released new 4K TVs at the electronic store.
Pumbaa: Take a look that these new 4K TVs!
Everyone: *look at the 4K TV screens with Timon looking at a plane, Pumbaa looking at delicious grubs, Pat looking at a banana and Stan looking at a football game*
Stan: Ah, going for the Super Bowl.
Pat: Ooh, bananas.
Timon: Ho ho ho, Safety Smart my friends.
Pumbaa: No doubt about it.
Timon: What the? They still have the grub channel on TV?
Pumbaa: I'm getting hungry. What should we eat for breakfast?
Pat: IHop?
Stan: Waffle House?
Timon: Uh? McPumbaa's?
Pumbaa: Good old days. Let's go to that restaurant with the seafood.
Timon: Ooh, you got us thinking.
Pat: Seafood for breakfast? Eh, why not?
Stan: Let's serve our breakfast with seafood.

(The gang went to the seafood buffet restaurant as the gang serve themselves lobster, crab, shrimp and krill on their plates)

Timon: Ooh wee. Give me another shrimp.
Pumbaa: Tasty lobster.
Pat: Just for a heads up, do not eat the hard skin, but you can eat the chewy part like eating chicken.
Timon: Taste like chicken to me.
Stan: Oh boy. They should have sell noodles like that pasta loop, whatever it's name called.
Timon: Spaghetti you say?
Stan: Yes. That's the one. Spaghetti!
Pat: People love spaghetti with meatballs.
Stan: As people loving macaroni with cheese sauce.
Pumbaa: Man, i knew we would get something good outside of our jungle. Hakuna Matata.
Timon: Ah, fresh shrimp of love. *eat the shrimp* Man, i still feel lonely afterwards.

(The background song end as we see Aunt Martha driving while calling Professor Chi-Chi on the phone)

Aunt Martha: Hi Professor Chi-Chi. The day is getting better after a long cold day from yesterday.
Chi-Chi: *on the phone* Oh yes. I did order some orange chicken, noodles and dumplings and Uber. The Uber driver should be here any minute.
Aunt Martha: Oh wait. I am the Uber driver giving you your meal.
Chi-Chi: What?! Are you kidding me?! I did not expect you to work for Uber. Fine, just give me my meal and we'll have a nice talk.
Aunt Martha: I'll be here any minute. *stop calling* I'm going to get paid more as Chi-Chi's.

(Aunt Martha park the car and arrive at Chi-Chi's door with his meal as Chi-Chi came by the door)

Chi-Chi: Well well well, i did not expect you to bring in my food after a strange call.
Aunt Martha: Is this what you order?
Chi-Chi: Yes. Just give it to me.
Aunt Martha: Are you having a tough day today?
Chi-Chi: What? No. I'm having a good day and *excited* i am so glad to see you working at a food service.
Aunt Martha: I got the job since 2017. And people are loving the food to-go business so far.
Chi-Chi: I wonder how Pat and Stan would react to you working as a Uber driver.
Aunt Martha: That's Uber Eats to you my friend.
Chi-Chi: What? I thought you work as a regular Uber driver type thing.
Aunt Martha: Uber Eats is part of the company. And this is why i'm delivering food to people.
Chi-Chi: I heard in a article from April 2016 that a lot of students from high school are getting suspended for ordering Uber Eats.
Aunt Martha: Ouch. That seem that of harsh to hear.
Chi-Chi: I hope you do well on the job and make a lot of money.
Aunt Martha: I must go into my next customer call. Enjoy your meal.
Chi-Chi: You do. *grab the meal* I'm going to eat this meal like a mouse.
Aunt Martha: Save some noodles for me?
Chi-Chi: Huh? Alright. I might also make homemade noodles at the break room. See ya Martha. *close the down*

(Aunt Martha left as she drive the car to deliver another order to a customer. Stuart water the flowers with a water can during his daily chores outside.)

Stuart: Perfect looking flowers. I bet i would plant a Tuliza over a sunflower. *snore*

(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan walk into the door of Chi-Chi's lab)

Timon: I ate a lot.
Pumbaa: So does me.
Pat: That Chinese and Japanese food make me wanna go to food paradise.
Stan: Give me a name. I should have ate that mochi food at the dessert area.
Timon: Don't ask me. Ask the chef.
Pumbaa: Hey, are we going to Professor Chi-Chi's lab? We're not suppose to be here. Wrong way you guys. Go the right now.
Pat: No. It's better. I feel like we're going to visit Professor Chi-Chi.
Stan: Professor Chi-Chi always give us the goods. I hope he's inventing a new set of headphones at his desk. *knock on the door* Hello? Professor Chi-Chi, it's us. Open up.

(Professor Chi-Chi is seen eating his Chinese food as he hear the knocking from Timon and Pat's gang)

Chi-Chi: Hello? I'm on break. Give me ten minutes or so.
Pat: *outside* Outside? We heard you from the inside.
Chi-Chi: Go away. You do not sneak into people doors, unless you're a felony.
Timon: *outside* No we're not.
Pumbaa: I have a gift for you.
Chi-Chi: What? Really? *open the door* Where is the gift?
Everyone: Hello.
Timon: Good morning Professor Chi-Chi.
Chi-Chi: Ha ha, very funny. You're trying to trick on me. Thank you for coming by. Come in tomorrow until the next day. *slam the door*
Timon: Whoa. We're not here to raid you. We're here to visit.
Chi-Chi: *inside* Morons.
Stan: Let's wait 'til he's finished eating his yummy yummy breakfast.
Pat: He's a little grumpy like a elder.

(Emily is seen in her kitchen, cleaning up the sink with sponge, soap and water)

Emily: Scrub scrub scrub. If Professor Chi-Chi was here, he would use the super hose to splash all of that dust and grease out.

(Ten minutes later, Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan are waiting outside for Chi-Chi to come out of his lab)

Timon: Any day now.
Pumbaa: I can't hold it longer to make another gas.
Pat: How long we been standing here for?
Stan: Ten minutes and the sun haven't give us a burn in the skin.
Timon: Let's sneak into his lab by digging.
Pumbaa: How are you going to do that? That's sneaking by.
Chi-Chi: *open the door* I'm back. You may come in.
Pat: Thank you!
Stan: We were almost about to get nervous.

(Timon's gang enter inside of Professor Chi-Chi's lab as they discuss about inventions)

Chi-Chi: Good morning my friends. Next time, i'm going to place in a "Do Not Disturb" sign for those who try to knock in my door loud.
Timon: We didn't mean any harm Chi-Chi.
Chi-Chi: I am warning you.
Pat: You got anything fun to tell about?
Stan: You want to play a game of cards or what?
Chi-Chi: Uh, not interested. Sorry to break it up with you.
Stan: Darn it. I was thinking about going to a casino to play cards, but the prices raise up and they become expensive.
Chi-Chi: That stinks. Who had a good day today?
Pumbaa: We do.
Pat: We did so much fun. Had breakfast and see people smiling with their happy faces.
Stan: The new 4K TVs are now. Now in high definition and now in low definition.
Pat: That's quality over quantity my friends.
Chi-Chi: Anyone else want to share their excitement about today?
Timon: I am not feeling the mood for speaking.
Chi-Chi: What? How come Timon? You are happy to hang out with all of your friends in the real world.
Timon: After all these years of digging tunnels, saving friends and saving days, i been out lonely with no female meerkat around. Sad, simple, single and no one to be around me despite forming a club in the Hakuna Matata Falls. I think i'm gonna cry. *cries*
Pumbaa: Timon, don't cry.
Timon: *stop crying* I've been rejected, slammed and catfished for all my entire life.
Pat: Catfished? You mean like the fish, catfish. A mix of a cat and a fish?
Stan: No. He mean by catfishing. The one biggest prank of all to trick a girl for a boy.
Timon: Do you guys know what's funny? Back when i was a teenager, i was going to go on a date with a special someone named Samantha. Then it was revealed to be Mody wearing a wig and that's what i got catfished in the first place while his brother Dacey was bursting out with laughter. Am i right?
Everyone: *laugh*
Pat: Ha ha ha. That's so funny.
Stan: Now you should be more of a comedian instead of being a shy lonely meerkat.
Timon: I can get used on becoming a celebrity like Professor Chi-Chi.
Chi-Chi: I stared in a science documentary back in 2003.
Pumbaa: Don't worry Timon. We'll find the perfect girl for you.
Timon: Not in this world. I hope there is a meerkat from the colony that i would love to date with.
Chi-Chi: Listen up. As i heard all about your feelings, i would love to upgrade your air smell into a much better handsome animal being on Earth.
Stan: What are you going to give us this time?
Pumbaa: Grubs?
Pat: Cupcakes.
Chi-Chi: Not uh uh. You guys don't celebrate a birthday today. I am going to reveal what i have made during this morning. It's hiding in the sheet.
Timon: Oh great. Way to spoil the surprise.
Chi-Chi: I haven't reveal it to you yet. Now i am going to present you, *take the sheet off to reveal the perfumes* the new super perfumes 3000!
Pat: Wow. They come in separated forms.
Stan: Oh no. Please don't tell me we're going to smell bad with these ones like when you spray the bad smell on me the other day. I'm giving a hard pass on these.
Pumbaa: Me too. Don't wanna smell like a bad gas from the farm.
Chi-Chi: Are you tired of smelling bad like a stinky skunk? I give you these special type of perfumes. These flavors are banana, apple, blueberry and soda pop fizz grape.
Pat: Give me a banana perfume!
Chi-Chi: Uh. You know by your favorite color. These perfumes belong to you.
Pat: Banana, i'm calling it.
Chi-Chi: Nope. These perfumes that are standing are connected to you. And i just predicted the way it should be. And yes, i'm always right.
Pat: Come on. I should have switched sides with Timon.
Stan: It's not picture day, huh?
Pat: I wanted the banana flavor instead.
Timon: That's my kind of perfume.
Pumbaa: Uh, excuse me Professor Chi-Chi. How are we going to use the perfumes and how will it effect into our bodies?
Chi-Chi: These perfumes will spray on you and make you smell like love in the air.
Timon: Oh great. How will it work?
Chi-Chi: I must put on the perfumes on you and feel the beautiful smell in your hearts. Trust me, you will get used with all the girls in the world.
Pumbaa: I hope i don't smell bad as being in mud.
Chi-Chi: Time for the perfume test. Stand still, do not move.
Pat: *stand like a solider*
Stan: Jeez, you stand like a solider in the army.
Pat: My great uncle was a veteran for World War II.
Chi-Chi: Alright. Which one should go first? Oh, based on their favorite color, Timon you go first.
Timon: I knew i'm first in line.
Chi-Chi: Starting with you, meerkat. *spray perfume on Timon*
Timon: Ah yeah. Now i smell good. Ooh, i think i'm going to find love in the world. *dream of all the meerkats cheering on Timon and getting together with all the girls*
Pumbaa: Man, Pumbaa, you smell funny.
Pat: What is that smell?
Stan: Oh god. This is worse than everyone smelling my perfume which is bad for their noses!
Chi-Chi: Gosh. I knew it was going to be a trainwreck. Pumbaa, you go next.
Pumbaa: Make me smell like a chocolate brownie.
Chi-Chi: *spray perfume on Pumbaa* Ugh, it's killing me.
Pumbaa: Oh yeah. I don't smell stinky anymore. I smell good! Woo hoo! What everyone would think of me with that smell. *dream with all the animals cheering for Pumbaa and lifting him up in celebration*
Pat: That smell is worse than Timon's.
Timon: Don't judge me. I didn't smell his.
Stan: Call it a day. I'm getting out of here.
Chi-Chi: Wait. You haven't gotten yours yet Pat. *spray perfume on Pat*
Pat: Ho ho ho. I'm a beauty. Ah. I'm a happy hippo! *dream of being around the female hippos with him at the park*
Stan: *cough* What am i smelling? Three of the bland smells in one day? Shoot me already!
Chi-Chi: Before you go. Take this smell with you. *spray perfume on Stan*
Stan: Ah yeah. Now we smell good on our perfumes together. Ah, now i can get used into Stephanie. *dream of Stephanie running to Stan and holding Stan in love*
Timon: Wow, we smell good this time.
Pumbaa: Did anyone smell ours?
Pat: Not anymore. The smell effect us all in our bodies.
Stan: We don't have to use the deodorant anymore. Look at us now. We smell good and it will not affect the showers.
Chi-Chi: *cover his nose from the perfume smells* Bad smell, big perfume power. *scream* I can't take it anymore. Somebody give me a boost! *faint down*
Timon: Chi-Chi? Are you okay?
Pumbaa: *touch Chi-Chi* I think he's dead.
Pat: No he's not dead. He's down for a moment of silence.
Stan: The bad smell faint him down.
Timon: I don't why.
Pumbaa: Let's go back to the jungle and show the meerkats what we're made of.
Stan: Ha. You want to do that in the jungle? Give me a break.
Pat: Let's return to the jungle to show some love to everyone in the jungle.
Timon: Go for it Pat.
Pat: *grab the Dimensional Cube 3000 and press the button to open the portal to Hakuna Matata* Sorry Chi-Chi, we have to take this cube to go to the jungle.
Chi-Chi: *snoring* I hate you.
Timon: Yippie yay, let's a go to the Jungle Oasis.
Pat: Jungle Oasis or Hakuna Matata?
Pumbaa: It rhymes with both.
Stan: Here we go. *enter the portal to Hakuna Matata with his friends except Chi-Chi laying on the ground*
Chi-Chi: *snoring* Being in dead meat is like burning in flames.

(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan arrive at the Hakuna Matata jungle from a portal as they walk into the jungle)

Timon: Alright. We're back in Hakuna Matata.
Pumbaa: Timon, you know that we live in that jungle, right?
Timon: I know. But we also live in the falls side where we take care of Bunga whenever he don't have to work with one of the members from the Lion Guard in most of those days.
Pat: Same old jungle as yesterday.
Stan: Jeez, i wish we had a jungle.
Pat: There's a forest near our neighborhood. It's also used as a camp site or a park.
Stan: Remember that time when you feared about zombies and spiders when we went camping?
Pat: I don't wanna hear about it! Okay?! I had nightmares once when most of our friends standing was the Zimwi.
Stan: Who still talk about the Zimwi? The Zimwi is more scary than Mama Binturong.
Timon: Guys, i need focus on finding the meerkat colony. I cold really use your help to find the jungle.
Pat: We heard you.
Stan: Did your colony move to the other side of the jungle?
Pumbaa: They reside in the same area as always. No one is ever moving again.
Timon: We don't dig tunnels anymore since we moved. No more getting away with hyenas, jackals and cape dogs.
Pumbaa: Let's keep on looking.
Pat: Fine. We should have been leading the way next time.
Stan: If we were in the club right now, we would be teaching the animals how to look for places to go like Texas.

(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan arrive at the meerkat colony with a big waterfall with a big pool)

Timon: We made it. See you guys? Isn't it that easy to look for the place you wanted to go?
Pumbaa: Same place, same people, same area.
Pat: Everyone love the pool. Now we gotta show our smell to the world.
Stan: Go out there and be a lover.
Timon: Excuse me? You're trying to kill our hype and cool at the moment.
Pat: We're not trying to push you. We want to courage you by stepping up.
Timon: Nags. Let's just go.

(The gang walk to the bay side as they see meerkats walking)

Timon: Slow down, pay attention.
Pumbaa: What are we trying to look for?
Pat: This isn't a treasure hunt, right?
Timon: Why isn't it working?
Stan: Well, the perfume smell is a massive failure. We tried our best to get their attention.
Pumbaa: This stinks.
Timon: Oh well. I'm forever alone. We'll call it a day and chill out in the big pool.
Pumbaa: We blew it.
Mabu: *smell the perfume* What is that smell?
Monty: It smell like paradise.
Mishka: Where is that coming from?
Mody: Right here.
Mishka: Ah! It's them!
Dacey: The beauty smell of all.
Mody: Smell their perfumes!
Meerkats: *scream with joy and love on Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan*
Timon: What is going on? Do we smell bad? Do we have to take a shower?
Monty: You smell wonderful.
Mishka: You are so handsome!
Pat: Handsome. Ah! We are handsome.
Stan: I smell fabulous.
Mody: What got into you?
Dacey: You are looking good today.
Pumbaa: I haven't even pass gas ever since that weird smell came right out in the morning.
Iron Joe: Look at you guys. How wonderful the jungle is giving you. A beautiful smell of joy.
Ma: What is going on?
Uncle Max: What is with all of that cheering?
Ma: Timon?
Timon: Hi Ma and Uncle Max. You won't believe what we have gone into.
Ma: Ah, Timon. You smell wonderful.
Uncle Max: Ugh, my god. You smell even worse as Pumbaa's.
Pumbaa: Come on Max. Don't be a bum bum.
Uncle Max: How did you get that smell?
Pumbaa: It been a long story.
Pat: Cheer the joys of all. We got rainbows coming! *make a rainbow show up in the sky*
Meerkats: *the females scream in love*
Stan: I'm in heaven with a lot of soft spots on me.
Ma: You guys delver the best smell in the jungle. Come have breakfast with us. We made grubs stew while you were gone.
Timon: What? We just ate.
Pumbaa: Give us more time to relax our body.
Uncle Max: It's a healthy stew. How long you haven't ate for a while?
Stan: One hour and a half or so?
Uncle Max: Get in here. You'll like our delicious recipe we made.
Pat: Alright.
Stan: Gotta slow down on the hype train you guys. We're getting crazy in here.
Meerkats: *the females continue to scream happily*

(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan visit Ma and Uncle Max's camp site as they have grub stew together on the table)

Timon: *taste the grub stew* Mmm, this taste good. What did you add in it?
Ma: We add in regular grubs and the soup package Pat gave us the other day.
Pat: Did you add in the water like you promise?
Uncle Max: We did and we never forget.
Ma: Taste so good like meat stew.
Stan: I feel like we're eating gumbo.
Timon: Grub stew taste better with gumbo.
Pumbaa: Ah, yeah. It taste like Dumpling soup.
Ma: Who love my recipe?
Pat: We all do.
Stan: It's delicious. Somewhere around the world, people eat roaches like crazy.
Pat: Man, i hate roaches.
Timon: Worse grub i've ever tasted.
Pumbaa: I would rather taste the worst grub of all which is super spicy as a giant hornet.
Uncle Max: Giant hornets are a killer. They're worse than wasps and bees combined together.
Pat: Oi. Don't forget the spiders. They trap you up with webs!
Ma: Don't worry about the spiders. We hunt for grubs.
Uncle Max: Real good variety.
Ma: How did you four got the smell of love?
Timon: Uh?
Pat: Well, it been a long story.
Stan: We got sprayed in and face ourselves the circle of love.
Pumbaa: Circle of Life you say?
Ma: Who want to ask a question?
Timon: Me.
Ma: Go right ahead Timon.
Uncle Max: Ask any question you like.
Timon: I am lonely. Is there any other meerkat colony around the jungle that i would like to explore in and find any girls around?
Ma: Oh yes. We got a lot. We are neighbors around the jungle where all the meerkat colonies come in and make their own village around the jungle.
Timon: Ah, yes. I thought we're like the only meerkat colony around the jungle.
Pumbaa: Now you realize there's like a lot.
Timon: That's what we're talking.
Pat: You're a winner.
Timon: Ma, will you show me where the other meerkat colonies would be?
Ma: Oh, take the binoculars in my bedroom. You'll see it for yourself.
Timon: Thank you Ma and thank you for the grub stew.
Ma: You're very welcome.
Uncle Max: Where is my thanks? Come on sonny boy. I give you support on making the best smoothies.
Timon: I have your thanks Uncle Max.
Uncle Max: Now we're talking.
Pat: That's family manners to you Max.
Uncle Max: Talking about family matters. Am i right?
Stan: Good indeed.
Uncle Max: No one touch on my rock collection.

(Timon use the binoculars and stand on the rock to look around in the tunnel to search for meerkat colonies around the jungle)

Timon: Beyond what you see, beyond what you see. It ain't that hard to look around.
Pumbaa: How is the search party doing Timon?
Timon: I'm not searching for anything. What am i searching for? Peanuts?
Pat: Aren't you suppose to look for more meerkats like you.
Timon: I'm trying.
Stan: Hey, you got friends back there. Maybe you'll find a female friend to become your date.
Timon: Uh..........no. Let me look what i have to look for.
Pat: Take your time. No rushing.
Stan: Like when you can't rush art and stories.
Pat: Or a fanfiction out of Stuart who sleep in the trailer car.
Stan: Pat, it's not time to make jokes. We have to focus on Timon doing his search on the colony.
Timon: I found it!
Pumbaa: Did you find a meerkat?
Timon: No. I found the biggest mountain in the world.
Pumbaa: Really Timon?
Stan: Come on already. You tried to give us a big trick on us.
Pat: Let him look around.
Stan: Why won't i try to look around for myself and pick the right choice. Is that clear?
Pat: You're not sarcastic, are you?
Stan: Of course not. Why would i be sarcastic and make fun of Timon for not finding the right meerkat to date?
Timon: There it is!
Stan: Please don't be another trick.
Timon: I found another meerkat colony on the far side.
Stan: Thank you!
Pat: It's your lucky day and we still got the beautiful smells on us.
Pumbaa: Doesn't smell like apples.
Timon: Let's go you guys. We got a lot of love to go to.
Pat: Yay.
Stan: It's all getting better.
Pumbaa: No tripping or falling.

(The gang explore in another meerkat colony where they catch up with other meerkats around the jungle)

Pat: Should i do the talking?
Timon: I was suppose to do the talking.
Pat: Go right ahead. Do what you have to do.
Timon: Okay. *clear throat* Hello my friends. I have come in peace from another colony.
Kataka: Ooh, what do you smell like?
Tooka: Where is that coming from?
Timon: Oh hey guys. I'm Timon. This is Pumbaa, Pat and Stan.
Pumbaa: I love to eat grubs.
Pat: Nice to see you.
Stan: You look almost like our guy in our group.
Timon: Hey. I'm not the only one looking at them.
Kataka: Timon, you are the most handsome person in the world. What got this smell into you?
Timon: Ah, bananas. It smell like bananas in here.
Pat: Bananas are my favorite fruits in the whole world.
Stan: The world's favorite fruit got to be oranges.
Pat: It's just your opinion, Stan.
Stan: Everyone got a opinion like everyone becoming a critic since the early days.
Kayla: Ooh, why does it smell like lemon in here?
Timon: Kayla? Is that you?
Kayla: Timon, Pumbaa!
Pumbaa: Hey, Kayla. Long time no see.
Kayla: We haven't met for years since that restaurant we build.
Pat: You guys made a restaurant in the jungle?
Timon: You guess it. Kayla was a friend of ours in the colony. You know what's funny? The restaurant was a success until the bees came in and break it all down.
Stan: Were you guys with that other colony before?
Timon: Kayla was in my colony before she moved to Kataka's sometime after the tear down of our restaurant.
Kataka: It been a long story. Kayla, how was the food in that restaurant of yours is like.
Kayla: Oh, it got grub flavors. The whole jungle love it as a whole.
Timon: No worries after cooking and eating the meals. I'm going to light up the day with fireflies.
Lola: Hello my friends. I am seeking a bunch of far-walkers from the colony.
Kataka: Oh, Lola. This is Timon. He's a friend of ours.
Lola: Excuse me? The man just trespass our colony.
Lulu: What is going on?
Laurel: You got something to say?
Timon: Laurel?
Laurel: Timon?
Timon: Wh-Wh-What? What are you doing in here?
Laurel: I'm just hanging out with Lola and Lulu.
Timon: I didn't know you're in the colony, Laurel.
Laurel: I'm friends with them.
Timon: *hug Laurel* Ah, Laurel. I found love! There's so much in the world.
Laurel: Uh, okay?
Lulu: Mr. Meerkat, you must be playing with us.
Lola: Say, you wanna set up a triple date?
Timon: A triple date. What?
Kataka: That smell of yours is giving us attention. Do you wanna plan a double date or a triple date?
Fibber: I'm setting up the meals if you say yes.
Timon: Um...um...um.
Pumbaa: Timon?
Pat: What do you got to say for yourself?
Stan: Just say yes!
Timon: Yes! I'm going on a triple date!
Meerkats: *the females scream*
Timon: What did i say? What was wrong?
Kataka: There is nothing wrong. You said yes.
Timon: Yes....yes.....yes!
Kayla: Told ya.
Laurel: Oh lord. He's going to do this or what.
Lulu: I got cinnamon from my log.
Timon: Count me in. I'm getting all hyped up.
Lola: Wait, we have to set up the date first.
Timon: The time? The place? The date? The year? I don't get it. Your calendar must be on the wrong date of today.
Lulu: You'll be back in five hours. We need to get enough time to prepare for your triple date.
Timon: Ooh, bring in the boys. They'll be the waiters.
Pumbaa: At your service.
Kataka: They'll be a part of the date too. Unless they cook something for us.
Kayla: Pretend we're making a lot of deep dish grubs.
Tooka: Don't be late.
Timon: I won't be late.
Pat: It's great meeting you ladies, and a few men on your side. We'll be back soon.
Kataka: Timon, you are the kindest meerkat of all. See you in five hours.
Timon: I won't let you down.
Pat: Thank you very much.
Stan: We love y'all.
Kataka: So does you.
Lola: Wise guys. They never get old.
Lulu: Brave and courage enough to hold up a bunch of cups in the desk.

(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan go to the other side of the jungle just to see Timon getting hyped up for his triple date)

Timon: Yes yes yes yes *jump with excitement* Yes!
Pumbaa: The perfume worked for us.
Stan: Are you happy now Timon?
Timon: Yes. Thank you very much for helping me found love.
Pat: You're very welcome. What do you wanna do now?
Timon: Celebrate.
Pumbaa: Celebrate? But you haven't start the date yet.
Timon: No, i mean celebrate for getting ready for my triple date.
Pumbaa: Oh, you mean to celebrate on your first triple date.
Pat: Jeez, you're getting so many girls on your date.
Pumbaa: One of them is going to be your mates.
Timon: In your dreams. It will happen as predicted.
Stan: Where do you wanna celebrate?
Timon: in the city!
Pat: Alright. Let's do that.

(Pat use the dimensional cube 3000 to open a portal up to Professor Chi-Chi's lab as they arrive at the lab as Chi-Chi is about to get up from the smell)

Chi-Chi: That darn smell keep coming back and back that make me wanna puke.
Pat: *hit Chi-Chi with the club*
Chi-Chi: *faint down* Ouch!
Stan: That Chi-Chi won't be angry for the whole day.
Timon: Why are we back here? Aren't we suppose to be at the city?
Pat: We're going to the city right now.
Pumbaa: *open the door outside* It's time for a celebration.
Timon: Alright. It's party time!

(The background song "Dancing In The Street" by Martha Reeves and The Vandellas plays with Timon arriving at the city to dance in the sidewalk. Pumbaa, Pat and Stan walk up the stairs to dance along as Timon move from side to side and spin around in the fountain. Timon walk up all the stairs and dance while going down the stairs by moving his legs up and down with a happy joy on his face. Pumbaa, Pat and Stan hold hands and spin around in the grass hill as Timon use a cane and a top hat to dance on the statue of a elephant.)

Timon: Doop pee doop da.
Pat: Heya, looking good Timon.
Stan: You are fancy as a millionaire.
Timon: Why, thank you. I'm getting excited for my date tonight.
Pumbaa: You are getting popular lately.
Stan: King of the world, eh?
Timon: Let's go home and celebrate with snacks.
Pat: Fresh cookies back at home.
Stan: Come on now.

(The background song end as the gang return to Pat and Stan's house to eat regular cookies at the living room)

Timon: Ah yes. Regular cookies.
Pumbaa: Why are we not tasting the magic of sugar, raisin and chocolate?
Pat: This is a healthy cookie. No sugar or toppings added.
Stan: Unique and homemade from scratch.
Timon: I love it. Sugar-free is the best.
Pat: Doesn't make me fat as eating 10 cheeseburgers from In-N-Out Sandwich.
Timon: The best of both worlds. Doesn't hold up my body when the anti-gravity thing is on.
Pumbaa: Hakuna Matata.
Pat: Great day for hangouts.
Stan: It sure do. No one is going to bother us during our normal day of the weekend.
Timon: Life is good, but it can get better.
Everyone: *laugh*

TO BE CONTINUED

Next: Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan: Love Hurts (Chapter 2)