Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan's Christmas (Epilogue)

Epilogue is the fourth and last chapter of Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan's Christmas written by MarioFan65.

This chapter is called "Christmas Surprise".

Plot[]

(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan leave the forest as they are now walking into the plains, heading home to the Pride Lands)

Timon: We did it! We're free!
Pumbaa: Free at last!
Pat: Man, i knew we were going to burn in the campfire. But it didn't happen.
Stan: Shoot. That big binturong was so obssesed with all of that tuliza. What kind of lady was that?
Timon: I bet she's more of a big fan of tuliza and oh my, i thought the whole forest hated that flower.
Pumbaa: But we were wrong. The animals only get scared of hearing the word "Tuliza".
Stan: *mock* Oh no, Tuliza. Ah!
Timon: That is hilarious Stan. I got the real one with me.
Pat: It's so big as a dinosaur egg.
Stan: I hope the tuliza doesn't dry out in the sun when we go home.
Timon: Just for a heads up.
Pat: We'll be home on time.
Stan: No more running late into events.

(The gang return to the Pride Lands as they realize the tents are set up, some are in small and big sizes with a set up Christmas tree)

Timon: We're back. But where did everybody go?
Pumbaa: I don't know. Where the tents come from?
Pat: Is it me or did another meerkat colony move in?
Stan: Don't tell me that we're facing a tribe next? We already faced porcupines, what's next? Tribes?
Timon: The big Christmas tree is set up and i'm very proud.
Pat: Hate to see them leave before the tribe came in.
Stan: We really screw up. We're even more late than the Flamingo Dance Party.
Timon: If they can only be scared of one word, all i can say is "Tuliza".
Everyone: *pop out of the tents* Surprise!
Timon: Ah! Tribes!
Pumbaa: Hey, it's our friends!
Pat: How it's going you guys?
Rafiki: Welcome back you guys. Did you find what you're looking for?
Timon: Yes. I present you the rarest Tuliza of all! *show the rare Tuliza to everyone*
Makini: This is it.
Chi-Chi: Look how beautiful it us.
Bunga: This is a Tuliza? It's even big.
Emily: Big as a big ice cream scoop.
Simba: Mmm, this look like lunch to me.
Rafiki: No no. I need it for the tree.
Pat: What? You want it for the tree?
Stan: You didn't tell us you were going to place that treasure to the tree.
Rafiki: Tuliza is the type of flower and is very hard to find all over the world. Give me it so i can place it on the tree.
Timon: Okay. No tricks for nothing. *give the Tuliza to Rafiki*
Rafiki: It is time. The last item for the perfect tree. *throw the Tuliza to the tree*
Simba: Perfect.
Ma: Look how beautiful it is.
Uncle Max: Did you see that? It's beautiful.
Timon: Okay. Now we can chill out and relax at the beach. *get hit my Rafiki's staff* Dude, you owe me for a Tuliza?
Rafiki: This isn't the end. There is more to go.
Pumbaa: Come on monkey, we can't go all the way back to look for more Tuliza to collect.
Makini: You don't have to go back. You're missing the point of the holiday.
Pat: Oh man, we set the party up together and you finish it all up while we were gone.
Chi-Chi: What is one thing we're suppose to do?
Stan: Uh, sing in a chorus?
Chi-Chi: Ding ding ding. Stan is right. We have to sing a song about Christmas!
Everyone: *cheers*
Aunt Martha: That's my boy.
Timon: Sing a song? What's the point?
Simba: You already know the answer. Christmas is all about the spirit of giving. On this special day, we're suppose to give out a performance to make someone special show up.
Timon: We are the special ones. It is us.
Pumbaa: No. Dandy Claws is the special one to show up.
Stan: Dandy Claws? I thought it is like Jesus Christ or Reese Rices who was born on the first Christmas where everyone get presents like having a birthday with presents.
Pat: Stan, you are right. We have to sing a song for Dandy Claws to show up.
Stan: Oh yeah. let's perform.
Chi-Chi: Wait wait wait. Hold it. We set up the big surprise for you and we're suppose to sing a song for you guys if you want that Dandy Claws to show up. It's no big deal, am i right?
Timon: Alright. You go perform what you need to perform.
Uncle Max: We were preparing for two days and now what it has become.
Makuu: Colorful.
Nala: Just like feeling the love.
Rafiki: Okay you guys. We got a special song for Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan. In order to make Dandy Claws show up, we need to perform a special song for these four so we can make them very proud.
Timon: I'm pleased on that.
Pumbaa: So does us.
Bunga: Watch. This is the year we're finally going to get a visit from Dandy Claws! Ready?
Timon: Yes.
Rafiki: It is time to perform!
Chi-Chi: Play the music.
Meerkats: *play the music with log-made instruments*
Makini: This is going to be a good one and everyone is going to perform their acts.
Bunga:

For the First Way of Christmas

My good friends gave to me

A rhino in a baobab tree

Kion:

For the Second Way of Christmas

My good friends gave to me

Two snapping crocs

Ma and Uncle Max: And a rhino in a baobab tree.
Ono:

For the Third Way of Christmas

My good friends gave to me

Three porcupines

Kion: Two snapping crocs.
Stuart, Emily and Chi-Chi: And a rhino in a baobab tree.
Fuli:

For the Fourth Way of Christmas

My good friends gave to me

Four falling fruits

Ono: Three porcupines.
Kion: Two snapping crocs.
Stephanie, Lili and Aunt Martha: And a rhino in a baobab tree.
Beshte:

For the Fifth Way of Christmas

My good friends gave to me

All: Panic and run!
Fuli: Four falling fruits.
Ono: Three porcupines.
Kion: Two snapping crocs.
All: And a rhino in a baobab tree.
Fuli:

For the Sixth Way of Christmas

My good friends gave to me

Six lions leaping

All: Panic and run!
Fuli: Four falling fruits.
Ono: Three porcupines.
Kion: Two snapping crocs.
All: And a rhino in a baobab tree.
Bunga:

For the Seventh Way of Christmas

My good friends gave to me

Seven hippos hopping

Fuli: Six lions leaping.
All: Panic and run!
Fuli: Four falling fruits.
Ono: Three porcupines.
Kion: Two snapping crocs.
All: And a rhino in a baobab tree.
Beshte:

For the Eighth Way of Christmas

My good friends gave to me

Eight trunks a-honking

Bunga: Seven hippos hopping.
Fuli: Six lions leaping.
All: Panic and run!
Fuli: Four falling fruits.
Ono: Three porcupines.
Kion: Two snapping crocs.
All: And a rhino in a baobab tree.
Ono:

For the Ninth Way of Christmas

My good friends gave to me

Nine bugs a-crawling

Beshte: Eight trunks a-honking.
Bunga: Seven hippos hopping.
Fuli: Six lions leaping.
All: Panic and run!
Fuli: Four falling fruits.
Ono: Three porcupines.
Kion: Two snapping crocs.
All: And a rhino in a baobab tree.
Bunga:

For the Tenth Way of Christmas

My good friends gave to me

Ten baboons burping

Ono: Nine bugs a-crawling.
Beshte: Eight trunks a-honking.
Bunga: Seven hippos hopping.
Fuli: Six lions leaping.
All: Panic and run!
Fuli: Four falling fruits.
Ono: Three porcupines.
Kion: Two snapping crocs.
All: And a rhino in a baobab tree.
Beshte:

For the Eleventh Way of Christmas

My good friends gave to me

Eleven egrets squawking

Bunga: Ten baboons burping.
Ono: Nine bugs a-crawling.
Beshte: Eight trunks a-honking.
Bunga: Seven hippos hopping.
Fuli: Six lions leaping.
All: Panic and run!
Fuli: Four falling fruits.
Ono: Three porcupines.
Kion: Two snapping crocs.
All: And a rhino in a baobab tree.
Kion:

For the Twelfth Way of Christmas

My good friends gave to me

Twelve berries bouncing

Beshte: Eleven egrets squawking.
Bunga: Ten baboons burping.
Ono: Nine bugs a-crawling.
Beshte: Eight trunks a-honking.
Bunga: Seven hippos hopping.
Fuli: Six lions leaping.
All: Panic and run!
Fuli: Four falling fruits.
Ono: Three porcupines.
Kion: Two snapping crocs.
All:

And a rhino in a baobab tree

Timon: My goodness.
Pumbaa: It's beautiful.
Pat: I never seen a big performance like this.
Stan: Twelve was.....i think i'm gonna cry. *cry with Timon, Pumbaa and Stan*
Bunga: Did we do it wrong?
Emily: Can we sing it again to use the right lyrics?
Timon: No. It was perfect.
Pumbaa: It was a masterpiece.
Pat: Great show you guys. You made us all proud with our wish.
Stan: We get what we really deserves.
Timon: These are tears of joy! That was The Twelve Ways of Christmas the way I always dreamed it could be. Thank you. Thank you, all of you.
Pumbaa: I thought we were going to give us a hard pass.
Pat: Nah. This is the best Christmas in the Pride Lands!
Stan: This is like the best Christmas we ever had in the whole world since 2005.
Emily: I just thought, after such a great performance, Dandy Claws would come.
Pumbaa: Oh yeah. He's a big red guy with white whiskers.
Stan: In style of a cat.
Pumbaa: Hey.
Timon: Pumbaa, you gotta do your character.
Pumbaa: How? I can't reveal my Dandy Claws form in front of the people.
Timon: Get changed quickly. In the bush.
Pumbaa: Coming right up. *change in the bush*
Chi-Chi: At least, we have a lot of nuts to smell with joy and love.
Simba: We made fruit salad for breakfast.
Nala: You guys can try if you like.
Timon: Uh? Fruit salad. I love fruit salad. It make me wanna blast.
Pat: *here the bells ringing* He's here.
Pumbaa: *show up as Dandy Claws* Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!
Everyone: Dandy Claws!
Pumbaa: Ho ho ho. It is a pleasure to meet you all. What a great performance in the Pride Lands. I am very impressed.
Timon: Welcome, Dandy Claws.
Pat: This is the costume on what i could imagine.
Stan: What? He was suppose to look like the one he wore in the house.
Timon: We made that costume from scratch Stan.
Stan: Next time, i'm dressing up as Dandy Claws.
Pumbaa: Ah ha ha. What do we got in stock?
Tiifu: We made fruit salad.
Zuri: Christmas mashes.
Chi-Chi: Actually, they're potato pancakes. They taste like a fusion mix with french fries and a bread roll.
Uncle Max: Smoothies included.
Monty: Sticks.
Mishka: Fruits.
Mabu: Nuts.
Mody: Tables.
Dacey: Bags.
Monzo: A bunch of pet rocks.
Della: And a whole lot of tree sweets. Or i'll say, grapes.
Ma: We forgot something. We still have presents to open!
Pumbaa: Presents! Everyone open up the presents!
Rafiki: Ha ha ha. Open them up like paper.
Everyone: *open up the presents*
Emily: *open up her gift* Wow. A new toothbrush.
Stuart: *open up his gift* A pillow? Nice.
Chi-Chi: *open up his gift* A new pair of glasses. Interesting. Now i can see better without these old ones.
Timon: Ho ho ho. What do i get? *open up his gift* Whoa. A new stuffed meerkat! Thanks Dandy Claws.
Pumbaa: You are very welcome.
Stephanie: I would love to pass out the potato pancakes to Dandy Claws as your gift.
Pumbaa: Potato pancakes! *eat the potato pancakes* Thank you very much young lady.
Stephanie: You are welcome.
Pat: Oh boy. What do i deserve to get this? *open up his gift* Oh my gosh! A new Vinchenzo 64! Thank you so much Dandy Claws.
Stan: Alright. Please be a new ice cream maker. *open up his gift* A plant. Really? You got to be joking me.
Timon: Sorry, the real present right here is just for you.
Stan: I hate getting tricked. *open up his gift* Coal?!
Timon: Ha ha ha. That what you get when you complain during the quest.
Stan: What? I'm no bad dog. What am i turning? A Naughty Dog?!
Pat: We got you a real present right here.
Stan: I swear to my bone, if it a smelly underwear, i'm going to puke. *open up his present* Whoa. A big banana! Hey, did you brought the gift for yourself?
Pat: No. I actually brought it just for you. You want to eat a big banana? Then i give you a big banana.
Stan: Pat, you have my words.
Pat: Best brothers and friends.
Pumbaa: I got the bestest best friends in the whole wide world!
Timon: Oh Pumbaa, you pull out a great performance as the legend Dandy Claws.
Pumbaa: This is pretty much why we celebrate Christmas every year.
Timon: Best holiday on Earth. I don't need to pass on another holiday anymore.
Pumbaa: There's always good luck in us.
Pat: Merry Christmas everyone!
Everyone: *cheers*
Pumbaa: The best present is in the house. *eat a potato pancake*

THE END

(We flash-forward back to 2026 at the Tree of Life where Rafiki finished telling his backstory to Makini and Chi-Chi about Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan's first Christmas together)

Rafiki: This is the end. This is the story of how Pat and Stan got to celebrate Christmas with Timon and Pumbaa at the Pride Lands.
Makini: I almost cried 'til the end.
Chi-Chi: We had good time setting up the big tree.
Makini: It was a lot of work put into the tree.
Chi-Chi: How long you were celebrating Christmas for?
Rafiki: We celebrate Christmas like almost every year in the month of December when the year is almost ending. The Pride Lands celebrate it the first time when Timon and Pumbaa told the Pridelanders about the holiday, then we celebrate it again with Pat and Stan. That means you Chi-Chi.
Chi-Chi: It's a wonderful story. I'm getting so many flashbacks from ten years ago.
Makini: At least, they stopped Mama Binturong from collecting the rare Tuliza like when she stole my staff during our journey to the Tree of Life.
Rafiki: That Mama Binturong is no good. She take all the Tuliza away from us. Nowadays, i got all the flowers in the world.
Chi-Chi: Oh well, that's enough story telling for today. Let's go hang out somewhere around Hakuna Matata.
Rafiki: You said it Chi-Chi. Now we need to get ourselves a break.
Makini: I can't wait to royal to Kiara.
Chi-Chi: I hope they sell a bunch of smoothies around the drink stack. Let's all go to the pool.

THE REAL END

In Loving Memory of Jerry Stiller

1927 - 2020

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