Chapter 7 is the seventh chapter of The Lion King 2½: Timon's Colony by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "What Goes Around Comes Around".
Plot[]
(At night, Kiara and Kovu are seen laying on the grass while Timon and Pumbaa set up some camp by roasting some worms on a stick in a camp fire and eat them)
- Timon: Okay buddy. Here are some roasted worms.
- Pumbaa: Ooh, worms! *eat some roasted worms*
- Timon: *eat a worm* Very chewy. They taste just like a hot dog.
- Pumbaa: Smell like fresh meat on the ground.
- Timon: I love grubs. Can't you believe how much fun we had with the big guys today?
- Pumbaa: Yeah. But I'm seeing something fishy about Kovu lately.
- Timon: Like what? Like swimming in the water and scaring frogs in the pads?
- Pumbaa: You won't believe me. How can you trusted that guy if he going to go after Simba?
- Timon: What? You trusted him first with a pinkie promise!
- Pumbaa: I was pretending to like him. I do not like him at all when he's not around.
- Timon: What that big maraca gonna do next? Marry Kiara and send her to the Outlands for a kill by Zira?
- Pumbaa: No! Anything but that! I disappove!
- Timon: Stop overreacting like a drama queen. You act like it's the end of the universe or something.
- Pumbaa: I am not a lady! What point of pig do you not understand?
- Timon: I am not judging you. I am just warning you!
- Pumbaa: How is that warning over a conversation?
- Rafiki: *show up* Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo. You guys have something in thought.
- Timon: Rafiki? What are you doing here?
- Pumbaa: Are you going to go for some "look beyond what you see" tricks or something?
- Rafiki: Very funny people. How much do you miss that Hakuna Matata place of yours?
- Timon: Um, a little bit of it.
- Pumbaa: I missed it very very much! We used to go on water slides and eat all the grubs you can eat. We really have to go back to the jungle one of these days when we send the pride to go on vacation to see the meerkats!
- Timon: No no no. No more Hakuna Matata, Mr. Pumbaa. We already moved on from living out worries and learned something new. It's now "When the going get tough, the tough get going".
- Pumbaa: What does going tough have to do with going? That still gonna leave out a worry in our spot!
- Rafiki: Relax! I found a place for you guys that is just like Hakuna Matata. But it's just the oppesitie.
- Timon: Where?
- Pumbaa: Who?
- Rafiki: What? Or where?
- Timon: Okay mandrill. Stop playing and just us some directions.
- Pumbaa: You're not gonna hit us with some staff like last time when we needed to find a place to live.
- Rafiki: Nope! Follow me! *run*
- Timon: Where is the monkey going?
- Pumbaa: Follow him! He always wander fast like that!
(Timon and Pumbaa follow Rafiki while running in a path to the jungle as they arrive in a nearby jungle with waterfalls, plains and small islands)
- Rafiki: Here we are!
- Timon: What the what is that?!
- Pumbaa: A Hakuna Matata-mini me?
- Rafiki: Welcome to the jungle paradise. It is kinda like Hakuna Matata, but with small features and lot of variety to collect.
- Timon: Oh nice. It wouldn't be one of your tricks if we were still falling off the Gorge.
- Pumbaa: We've been tricked so many times while trying to find the jungle seasons ago.
- Rafiki: That was fast. It's better than last time. Cannot complain.
- Timon: I'm not complaining here, right Pumbaa?
- Pumbaa: Nope. Don't even say a word or a argument.
- Rafiki: No fighting! Have your fun here and enjoy! I'll be bringing out Kiara and Kovu there in a moment.
- Timon: Say who?
- Pumbaa: Them? Or Simba and Nala?
- Rafiki: Nope. Simba and Nala already found their love in another jungle. Happy shopping! *jump and swing by the vains* Hoo hoo hoo!
- Timon: Who was that monkey?
- Pumbaa: Same old Rafiki like always.
- Timon: Eh. Let's go take a look. Shall we?
- Pumbaa: No worries, bro.
(Timon and Pumbaa look around in the jungle as they found some watermelows to chew on at the bushes)
- Timon: Mmm, watermelon good.
- Pumbaa: It never get old.
- Timon: Love me some fresh fruit.
- Pumbaa: It's like apples and cherries mixed together.
- Timon: Pal, this is a watermelon. Water and a melon. It got seeds inside, so it doesn't really look like a apple-cherry hybrid to me.
- Pumbaa: Why not try some grubs on the other side.
- Timon: Grubs!
- Pumbaa: Come and get it!
(Timon and Pumbaa head over to the dirt grounds as they chew up some grubs to eat)
- Timon: Oh yeah. Grubs!
- Pumbaa: Slimy, yet sastisying.
- Timon: They got the stuff.
- Pumbaa: Well, we got the stuff!
- Timon: The monkey brought us here for a reason.
- Pumbaa: What is the point of being in here?
- Timon: I dunno.
- Pumbaa: Let's go check out some more areas in the jungle.
(Timon and Pumbaa slide in the waterfalls while splashing through the waves with the fishes)
- Timon: Yee-haw!
- Pumbaa: Wahoo! I'm feeling the water rave!
- Timon: I love the splash of water in the night time.
- Pumbaa: It get colder every time like ice.
- Timon: Feel the breeze!
- Pumbaa: Breeze like breeze like freeze! *he and Timon splash into the water*
(As Timon and Pumbaa swim into the water, they found themselves a little beach resort as they shake their bodies as their fur feel poofy and shake again to get the water off them)
- Timon: *laugh* That's the jungle to ya.
- Pumbaa: It's too late that we arrived, but hey. This jungle has what the other jungle gotten before.
- Timon: You cannot complain when the jungle got the jumbo.
- Pumbaa: The max combo is all you need!
- Timon: I spy something yellow!
- Pumbaa: Uh... look beyond what you see?
- Timon: What you see when you beyond, you see a fresh breath of bananas!
- Pumbaa: Oh yeah! Bananas! A monkey's favorite fruit of the day!
- Timon: Let's go and get them pal! *he and Pumbaa eat some bananas*
- Pumbaa: Om nom!
- Timon: Boy, they never get old on hang out night.
- Pumbaa: Yeah. I like that they're shaped as a peel.
- Timon: Like the letter "J"?
- Pumbaa: Kind of. *encounter some monkeys by taking his bananas* Hey!
- Timon: Dude! Stop! Get your own bananas you monkeys! *a monkey hit him with a coconut and take his bananas away along with the other monkeys escaping with the bananas* No! Come back here you party animals! Why did you take your dessert away from us!?
- Pumbaa: No! Now we can't have a banana sundae with cherries tonight!
- Timon: My holy heavens fruit. It's gone.
- Pumbaa: What are we gonna eat tonight since our dessert is gone?
- Timon: Uh. We'll rather eat garbage other than a hermit crab.
- Pumbaa: *see a hermit crab crawling from the sand into the water* Mind as well want some oysters for dinner?
- Timon: No! Thank you! I'm calling it for the night.
- Pumbaa: Where are we going to sleep in?
- Timon: There's a cave. Follow me!
- Pumbaa: Where?
(Timon and Pumbaa discover a small cave in the jungle as they look around the cave and set up the place with two nests)
- Timon: Here we are.
- Pumbaa: A house!
- Timon: Not a house. A cave!
- Pumbaa: Oh! It's a caveman's cave.
- Timon: Pumbaa, why do you have to be so silly sometimes?
- Pumbaa: Sorry. Just guesting for what place it is.
- Timon: Let me rephrase it. Wow, what a wonderful cave we're sleeping in!
- Pumbaa: The nests look like the ones from Pride Rock. We're sleeping in.
- Timon: Great. Make yourselves at home and sleep in.
- Pumbaa: Yeah. I'm feeling the spot here. Goodnight Timon.
- Timon: Goodnight Pumbaa.
- Pumbaa: Sweet dreams and no bed bugs tonight. *sleep with Timon on the nests*
(As they sleep, moments later, a sound of music plays as both were snoring as Timon s awakened gradually by the muffed sound of "Upendi")
- Timon: *waking up, groaning* What is that noise?
- Pumbaa: It's the sound of party people!
- Timon: Party people?! Oh no. No no no. Not these show people that try to ruined our sleep for the night. *hold a long stick and bang on the ceiling* Hey keep it down up there! We're trying to sleep!
- Pumbaa: Maybe we have neighbors on the other side. They sure do like a good show like on stage.
- Timon: Talk about your property values here. Let's go check what's going on.
- Pumbaa: I'm pretty sure they do look happy, don't they Timon?
(Timon and Pumbaa emerge from the cave as they find themselves a celebration going on with animals doing the mambo conga and holding some leaf hearts with Kiara and Kovu involved in the dance and Rafiki singing along with the animals)
- Rafiki: *sing*
In Upendi
Where the passionfruit grows sweet
And it's so divine
That you lose your mind
As it sweeps you off your feet
- Timon: What the what is going on here?
- Pumbaa: We're in the theater district, are we?
- Timon: They're singing a song about love! I thought the jungle was about feeling chilliax, not falling in love!
- Pumbaa: But the other jungle we went to, we didn't have to feel out worry despite the troubles.
- Timon: Oh that's it! I'm shutting off the love conga right now.
- Pumbaa: Timon, where you going?
- Timon: You know me.
- Pumbaa: Yes, but why?
- Timon: That's it party people. Show's over! *use a stick to hit a hippo's butt and slam all the animals, Kiara and Kovu down in dominos down as well tripping Rafiki by stopping the song*
- Pumbaa: Timon!
- Timon: Yeah right. Way to bring off your show to the jungle avenue.
- Hippo: Ow!
- Giraffe: What was that?
- Zebra: Not my back.
- Monkey: What is wrong with you?
- Kiara: Oof, are you okay Kovu?
- Kovu: Yeah, I'm fine. Had a itch on the back.
- Rafiki: My goodness. What's going on?
- Pumbaa: We just have a seizure. So...
- Timon: I'll do one better for you. What is going on here and why are you singing when we are sleeping?!
- Kiara: Timon!
- Timon: Kiara!
- Kovu: Pumbaa?
- Pumbaa: Kovu?
- Rafiki: Hold it! Why did you trip us all down when we are partying in the jungle of love?
- Timon: The Jungle of Love? *laugh* Ha! What kind of name is that? Is this Hakuna Matata, but for lovers only? Oof! That's a knockout.
- Rafiki: This is Upendi! It's a jungle where people go to fall in love. You do not trip my people there and you do not make fun while we're having our own fun!
- Pumbaa: What's a Upendi?
- Timon: More like Downpendi. Ha! Take your love birds down somewhere in the oasis. The jungle's ours now.
- Rafiki: Why are you complaining when you're in the jungle of love. I brought you guys over for a date. Don't you have a date to go with?
- Timon: Uh... no.
- Pumbaa: This is a dating jungle and we weren't thought about it?!
- Kiara: Oh brother.
- Kovu: Here we go with the cheapstakes.
- Rafiki: Timon and Pumbaa, I am very disappointed in you right now. If you don't stop trying to mess with our people, you will leave this jungle and be banned from Hakuna Matata... forever!
- Timon: No! I don't wanna be banned from the biggest dream home of all!
- Pumbaa: Timon, we don't live there anymore.
- Rafiki: No buts! You either live out worry or get a mate to fall in love in Upendi.
- Timon: I don't have a date. I'm single and forever alone! *cries*
- Pumbaa: Timon, don't cry. We'll find some dates to begin with.
- Timon: I almost had water in my eyes! *sobs* Ah hoo hoo hoo!
- Rafiki: Oh lord. Help me. What am I going to do with these guys?
- Kiara: We should just go and continue hanging out somewhere.
- Kovu: We have the whole day to celebrate, unlike these two freaks that always show up and ruined all of our nights.
- Timon: You fools! What have you done?!
- Pumbaa: Let's go back to Pride Rock. I think we're in the wrong place.
- Timon: Thanks a lot Rafiki! You tricked us, misleading to some place that was meant to relax, but a love zone to make people fall in love!
- Rafiki: I never want to see your angry attitude ever again.
- Hippo: What a jerk.
- Zebra: Why can't we have our fun here.
- Monkey: Let people enjoy what they can accept!
- Pumbaa: That's it, we're out.
- Timon: Goodbye everyone! Hope you make lot of kisses and become famous all over the world!
- Pumbaa: We are not ready to fall in love yet.
- Kiara: Oh boys.
- Kovu: Boys will always be boys.
- Rafiki: Let's continue the conga, shall we?
(Timon and Pumbaa head home to Pride Rock as they walk into their home, disappointed after a long day from having fun with Kiara and Kovu and tripping animals in Upendi)
- Timon: Gosh. We were suppose to sleepover at another jungle until the party people ruined it.
- Pumbaa: Timon, let people fall in love like what's happening with Kiara and Kovu.
- Timon: They're not in love! Kovu is using Kiara as an example while planning to go after Simba. They're not dating!
- Pumbaa: Timon, the jungle back there is having a moment and you're not feeling it.
- Timon: Why can't you go back to the jungle and fall in love with a coconut or a watermelon all you want!
- Pumbaa: I thought Tatiana was the love of your life.
- Timon: She's far away! I'm not going back to the desert to burn myself in some hot sun. Also, it's far away to travel there as in the Outlands!
- Pumbaa: If you're not going to accept who you are, then fine! The conversation is over and we're going to sleep right now!
- Timon: Well thanks a lot, fatty. You made me miserable more than spitting grubs over a worm.
- Pumbaa: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
- Timon: Uh... ooh. Pinkie swear?
- Pumbaa: Don't mock me when I'm tight.
- Timon: Fine. Have a nice night and I'm off to bed!
- Pumbaa: Don't even say a word before morning. *sleep with Timon*
(Timon and Pumbaa feel disappointed as they go to sleep in their room as Zazu sit on a tree and watch them miserbly after finding out what's going on)
- Zazu: Oh boys. Why do you always have to complain over your feelings and decisions? I'm in the wrong place. *fly off*
TO BE CONTINUED