Rafiki the Hyena Man is a fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. The short is about Rafiki and his friends having a barbeque until the hyenas show up and beg for some food, leading Rafiki to feed them to prevent a prey. It was released on December 11, 2024.
Characters[]
- Rafiki
- Zazu
- Simba
- Nala
- Kion
- Kiara
- Bunga
- Ono
- Fuli
- Beshte
- Shenzi
- Banzai
- Ed
Transcript[]
(At night in the Pride Lands in a camping site, Rafiki and his friends host a barbeque while serving some food in the campfire with everyone grabbing some food by the sticks and eating them)
- Rafiki: *laugh* Hoo hoo hoo! It's a barbeque in the making!
- Zazu: Fresh meats served with heart and love.
- Simba: *he and everyone eat some meats* Thanks guys. You could really use more juice if you needed to.
- Rafiki: No no. Without juice is good enough to roast some meats.
- Simba: Understandable.
- Nala: I love zebra meat a lot.
- Kiara: Taking out meat is pretty hard than I thought.
- Kion: Once you chew it, you take your time to eat it.
- Kiara: My first hunt was like that. I have to go through every other animal and prey on them.
- Timon: First hunts are always not that easy.
- Pumbaa: I'm too young to be hunted.
- Sarabi: Ah. Don't you love some cooked meat for dinner?
- Sarafina: I sure do, sweetie.
- Bunga: *pick on some grubs* Ooh, grubs. My favorite.
- Ono: Grubs have a lot of plant material in them including organic matter.
- Fuli: It's better than eating bananas with the baboons.
- Beshte: They're crunchy and slimy.
- Kovu: I like mine cold.
- Vitani: Same with warm.
- Zazu: You deserved another well made for your lecture day, Rafiki.
- Rafiki: Thank you very much. It was me who set up the whole party. *see some hyenas playing* What the?
- Zazu: *wonder* What is going on?
- Rafiki: Hyenas. *see some hyenas laugh* I am seeing hyenas!
- Simba: *worried* Hyenas?!
- Nala: Stranger danger. Everyone do not move.
- Timon: Not the hyenas!
- Pumbaa: How did they get here?
- Shenzi: *chase some grubs* Ooh, go give me one with blue.
- Banzai: Yeah, blue! *bite a grub* Purple is also my favorite!
- Ed: *laugh* Ahhh, heh heh heh heh!
- Janja: Toast, y'all!
- Chungu: Encore, encore!
- Cheezi: They always run around in circles.
- Zazu: Rafiki, what should we do?
- Rafiki: Don't worry. I'll handle this! *call the hyenas* Hey hyenas! Over here!
- Tano: *he and his clan encounter Rafiki* Shenzi, we got company!
- Nne: It's Rafiki and his silly friends.
- Shenzi: *she and her clan walk towards Rafiki* Well, well, well. What do we have here? If it isn't Rafiki, nice meeting you again since the battle at Pride Rock.
- Simba: Don't you dare lay a paw on them, Shenzi!
- Nala: We know you were loyal to Scar!
- Rafiki: You want a rematch, huh? Well you think again for your crimes!
- Shenzi: Ooh, what's that you're serving? Is that lunch?
- Rafiki: You stay away you are before you pick on the wrong guy!
- Banzai: Man, that's harsh of you. Can you just take a chill grub before anyone take their lunches to go?
- Ed: *confused* Eh?
- Rafiki: If you don't leave, then you have been warned.
- Shenzi: I'm gonna make a nice mandrill sandwich out of you. *growls*
- Timon and Pumbaa: *shrieks* Aah! *cover their faces*
- Bunga: It's not Zuka Zama to me.
- Kovu: Didn't all the hyenas moved to the Outlands and left the Elephant Graveyard a dump?
- Vitani: This is why no one goes to haunted places anymore after the reign of Scar.
- Shenzi: I'm gonna pick a nice rib out of your body.
- Rafiki: I know you want some dinner. *hold a stick and use a meat on the stick* Have some if you like.
- Shenzi: *confused* What?
- Banzai: What do you mean what?
- Rafiki: Try some meat if you like my friends.
- Janja: Oh boy. Let's get them!
- Shenzi: *eat some meat* Tasty!
- Rafiki: *hold another piece on the stick* Try this.
- Banzai: *eat some meat* Encore!
- Rafiki: *hold another piece on the stick* You're getting there.
- Ed: *eat some meat* Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
- Simba: Hey, I think they're liking the meat.
- Nala: Not bad for a meet-up, eh?
- Kion: Let the hyenas have their moment for the day.
- Kiara: Kion's right.
- Rafiki: *hold another meat on the stick* Oh. There you go.
- Tano: *eat a meat* Yummy.
- Nne: *eat a meat* Tasty.
- Timon: Hungry hungry hyenas, eh?
- Pumbaa: They sure do love a good appetite.
- Rafiki: *move his head while holding the stick multiple times from his mouth* Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
- Shenzi: *try to grab the meat from Rafiki's stick on the mouth* Come on. My head was moving in the right direction.
- Banzai: It's okay Shenzi. Take your time. There is no rush.
- Shenzi: Quiet! Even Scar used to do some tricks on us when he was living.
- Rafiki: Magic always work when you have a good sense of humor.
- Zazu: Safety first.
- Janja: *eat a meat* Yum.
- Chungu: *eat a meat* Ooh. I got it.
- Cheezi: *eat a meat* I finally got a meat.
- Rafiki: Who want to play and feed some food to the hyenas?
- Simba: I do.
- Nala: Go ahead Simba. You got it.
- Rafiki: *hold a stick for Simba* Ooh ooh ooh. You can do it my boy.
- Simba: Thanks Rafiki. You're really the best.
- Rafiki: Here you go. Try it out and don't be nervous.
- Simba: I'll try. *move the stick with the meat* Oh.
- Banzai: Darn it.
- Simba: He he he. Using a stick is worth a go.
- Shenzi: Ooh. Mommy is gonna give me a nice patch of meat.
- Sarabi: Oh Simba.
- Sarafina: You got this.
- Simba: I'm always on a roll. *Ed grab the stick from him with the meat* FFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAA- (swearing is cut due to bad word. my apologies.)
- Nala: Simba, your stick.
- Simba: The hyena got it.
- Rafiki: Hoo hoo hoo. Anyone want to try?
- Bunga: I do.
- Ono: Pick me.
- Beshte: I'll have a stick to carry.
- Rafiki: Come on and give it a go. *hold a stick with a meat on* It's all yours.
- Bunga: *grab the stick with the meat from Rafiki* Zuka Zama!
- Rafiki: *hold more stick with meat* You can grab the rest.
- Ono: *he and everyone grab a stick with some meat* Hapana!
- Fuli: Huwezi!
- Beshte: Twende kiboko!
- Zazu: Make this way!
- Shenzi: *eat some meat* Give me some.
- Banzai: *eat some meat* Oh. The fresh meat choices are ours.
- Rafiki: Give them some!
- Nala: Alright.
- Shenzi: *eat some meat* Ooh.
- Kion: Come on, now.
- Kiara: Enjoy.
- Timon: Free food for the hyenas.
- Pumbaa: Ooh, free food. Everyone love a buffet!
- Banzai: *eat some meat* The buffet blow me away!
- Ed: *eat some meat* Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh.
- Kovu: Give it a try.
- Vitani: Don't make the meat fall.
- Sarabi: Everyone get a chance.
- Sarafina: No rush.
- Janja: *eat the meat* Sharp.
- Chungu: *eat the meat* I got it!
- Cheezi: *eat the meat* Incredible.
- Bunga: *eat the meat* Splendid!
- Fuli: *eat the meat* Superb!
- Ono: *eat the meat* Subpar.
- Beshte: *eat the meat* And charming.
- Tano: *eat the meat* Heh heh heh.
- Nne: *eat the meat* Doesn't beat a worm like the lines.
- Jasiri: *eat the meat* Not bad.
- Madoa: *eat the meat* I like it.
- Tunu: *eat the meat* Yummy.
- Wema: *eat the meat* Well done.
- Rafiki: Everyone love the meats from the hyenas! *laugh*
- Zazu: Today is your lucky day Rafiki.
- Rafiki: I make good food!
- Simba: Most of the times, we animals fight against the hyenas, but we can get along some of these days when we're not hunting.
- Shenzi: King Simba is right.
- Rafiki: Everyone deserve a family tradition. *laugh* It is time!
- Zazu: *fly around* I love you Rafiki.
(Rafiki and his friends continue to serve the meats to the hyenas at the end of the day)
THE END
Trivia[]
- The title is based off intrepidtravelers' video "The Hyena Man" where a man is giving out meat to hyenas on a bucket.