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Title: Hanging with Mascots
Creator: Theultimatelifeform
Main Character: Ultimate
Other Characters: Sticks and Anya

Author's note: Sticks is a character from the tv series Sonic Boom.

I was laying back in a chair while watching Sonic Boom with Sticks and Anya.

This is superb acting on your part, Sticks. I said, then pulled out a remote.

WHOA!ITS A TELEPORTING DEVICE THAT WILL TRANSPORT ALIENS TO OUR WORLD! Sticks yelled and both me and Anya blinked.

Uh...sticks...This is a TV remote...not a teleporting device. I said and she groaned.

You and your technology...IT CAN'T BE TRUSTED! She shouted.

That's true..technology can't be trusted because you never know when it will run out of battery! I say and Sticks's jaw drops.

That's not what I meant... She said 

Is this what you have to deal with? Anya asks me and I nod.

She's actually a pretty cool person to be around when you get used to her. I told Anya, then I tapped a wall, causing Sticks to jump and hiss.

THAT IS WOOD!IT IS NEEDED FOR THE ENVIORMENT! Sticks yelled, then ran to the wall, Are you ok, wood?

Uh..uh...Sticks...Wood can't talk. I said to the badger, Though when it comes to being wooden, Roman Reigns is as wooden as a wrestler can get.

Sticks kind of reminds me of Cheezi Anya said and I nodded.

Why are Humans so Despi-Despik-Despicab-Depisca- Sticks struggled.

Despicable? I asked

Yeah!That word Sticks said.

Why is she even here? Anya asked.

I found her beaten up by my porch and decided to have her live with me for the time being. I explained.

Oh. Anya said.

However, I forgot to teach her how to say long words, So she can't even pronounce Alligator right. I said, then walked upstairs, ill be making my next fanfic If ya need me.

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